Battle of the U's

Oh, kids and their college decisions. A brief article came out this week in a local CT paper about why a high school senior chose UConn over (U)Penn. Though the author claims her decision was based on the overall price tag, obviously her choice didn't take Penn's most important qualities into account: constant free food (free food. free food.) and occasional free exercise to burn it all off. Plus, Philly is definitely ill compared to anywhere in Connecticut.

But on the realz, we do feel for her. The cost of a Penn education is prohibitive to many so let's all take a moment to thank whatever higher being we believe in (A-Gut?) for allowing us to toast to dear old Penn, or if you're talking money, perhaps dear old Ben.