Wharton Weirdo: World's Worst

Gawker just totally called out a Penn alum for being, well, a giant dick. Basically, he tried to scam some 19-year-old models, they figured it out, used the reply-all function for good and not evil, and he flipped his shit.

You can decide for yourself which of these are natural versus Wharton-nurtured about his douchiness:

• Um, the whole extortion thing
• Excessive use of capital letters in subject line
• Obnoxiously listing all of his accomplishments, making sure they are seen as better than anything anyone else could do
• Assuming a mastery of the legal system, power over the forces of logic, and psychic skills to predict, without any doubt, a court victory
• Name-dropping Domino's Pizza