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Wharton Weirdo: World's Worst

UTB Editor Monday, July 5, 2010Mon, Jul 5, 2010

Gawker just totally called out a Penn alum for being, well, a giant dick. Basically, he tried to scam some 19-year-old models, they figured it out, used the reply-all function for good and not evil, and he flipped his shit.

You can decide for yourself which of these are natural versus Wharton-nurtured about his douchiness:

  • Um, the whole extortion thing
  • Excessive use of capital letters in subject line
  • Obnoxiously listing all of his accomplishments, making sure they are seen as better than anything anyone else could do
  • Assuming a mastery of the legal system, power over the forces of logic, and psychic skills to predict, without any doubt, a court victory
  • Name-dropping Domino's Pizza
So there you have it: John Fitzgerald Page, today's worst person... in the woooorld!