Find This Man, Befriend Him, Eat Free BBQ For A Year

Attention broke-ass fools and barbecue enthusiasts: according to Citypaper's Meal Ticket blog, Doug Paletta, a Penn PhD candidate, has won free lunch at the incomparably delicious Percy Street BBQ for a whole year. As we see it, you've got only one choice: find a course he TAs for, enroll immediately, finagle your way into his recitation, and get as flirtatious and forthright as possible. Your stomach and tastebuds will thank you later (although your burnt out post-Kant brain might not).

[Image via City Paper]