Good Romance, Brought To You By Street

Listen up kids, 'cuz Street is back in the habit ... of shitting on freshman, cleaning them off, hugging them a little too hard and showing them how to join the rest of us as full-fledged Penn students. Go ahead, flip to the (figurative) back of the magazine: it's the 2010 Freshman Superlatives! And if you're a current senior, check out Superlatives 2007: Now and Then to relive your glory days and glance at the former superlatives WHO HAVE LEARNED NOTHING.

Our feature, 50 Things You Must Do Before You Graduate, and more after the jump.

Highbrow has a new gossip column, The Gutter. It's real sassy. But not quite as sassy as senior class president Adam Behrens' Ego of the Week interview.

In case you didn't make the cut for superlatives and are jealous of your comrades' newfound fame, there's still plenty of celebrity left in the magazine to get you buzzed. Read Arts' Interview with Abdi Farrah - the recent Work of Art winner and Penn alum extraordinaire.

If today's issue pops your Street cherry, then firstly we say, congratulations. Second we say, virgin be gone! Thirdly, we say come meet the people who made today's dreams come true. Our FIRST WRITERS' MEETING IS TONIGHT AT 6:30 P.M.

Meet us at the DP Building at 4015 Walnut St. No experience necessary. Only good hand-eye coordination --> there will be a KEG.