Dude Got Stuck In A Ventilation Shaft

NBC News reported that a man got stuck in a ventilation shaft right here on campus yesterday. Apparently there's construction going on at the new Translational Research Center and the dude got stuck in there for about an hour before a rescue team got him out. We don't feel too bad LOLing about this because the guy, who seems to be nameless, was chatting up his rescuers while they were getting him out. No word on how this feat was managed but a word to construction workers everywhere: it's all fun and games until someone gets shafted.