Hey, We're More Musically Relevant Than We Thought

Congratulations to John Legend for carrying us to number 17 on a ranking of colleges based on musical alumni! Since the others credited with helping us achieve this feat don't ring too many bells (with the exception of Tammi Terrell - but what's a Hooter?), the former music wunderkind did a pretty great job securing this coveted spot for us. Thank god we've got up and coming talents like Hoodie Allen and Josh Bennett waiting on the sidelines to really blow up. Letting Mr. Legend carry this weight all on his own has got to be tiresome.