In Which A Dog Might Pee On Your Computer

Seems like people are getting more efficient at nipping a "remove me" listserv epidemic in the bud. The following smattering of capital letters comes to us from the Wharton Social Impact Group:

Subject: IF ANYONE ELSE ASKS TO BE REMOVED, I WILL SEND MY DOG TO URINATE ON YOUR COMPUTER

As noted, IF ANYONE ELSE ASKS TO BE REMOVED from the listserv and a recipient is "socialimpactgroup2", I WILL SEND MY DOG TO URINATE ON YOUR COMPUTER

Please send future removal requests to... the sender of the initial email.

PS If the blessed urine of my holy dog does not prevent you from sending unsolicited emails to hundreds of people that will not remove you from the listserv anyways,...I will send my HORSE to finish the job.