When Freshman Campaigns Get Raunchy

Ah, freshman elections. There is no time of year that is more ripe for ridicule. We've seen some whack campaign videos in our day featuring mad rap skillz and booty poppin', but this newest addition to our collection of weird-ass videos has us scratching our heads.

The kid is running for VP of Finance and it seems as if he is more than willing to satisfy voters of both sexes (under the button, of course). We are still completely unsure of everything he stands for and how his slogan says anything about him. Extra points for the bright blue yarmulke, though. We also enjoy the opening "sex sex sex sex sex" sequence and the shout out to our favorite spot on campus. UTB, represent!