Attention, All The Single Ladies

Are you an attractive young woman? Do you like wealthy college men? Does the prospect of having a "good time" get you in a tizzy? Well, look no further than that matchmaker of matchmakers, the DP Classifieds section. Yes, one brazen gentleman caller promises to delight you with his presence:

ATTRACTIVE WOMAN Wanted: by a wealthy gentleman. I have a weakness for young and good looking females who enjoy a good time. Photos, phone number, and the best time to call.