Couldn't They Have Given Us Free Food Samples Instead?

Anyone who has been out and about today has probably noticed people carrying around these mysterious purple boxes. They even led the bag check lady and Van Pelt to ask us, "What in the world are these and where can I get one?" For those of you who weren't lucky enough to receive these "free samples", don't lose any sleep over it. The website that is distributing them, ReadyU, gave us what is basically a box of free, err...feminine hygiene products. We're sure the homeless man carrying one down Walnut Street will be pleased.