Smash A Fucking Car, Bro!

Smash a car – right on College Green! In an apparent turn against the traditional (and innocent) kickball/dance party fundraiser, ZBT is hosting a "car smash" charity event on Friday? According to the Facebook event, a hit with a mallet or metal bat will cost a dollar. Or, get this, you can splurge on a sledge hammer hit for 3 bucks. The proceeds are going to a non-profit that benefits education in developing countries, because what says "let's help the third world" like beating on a car with mallets and sledgehammers?

So many questions abound. How will the car get to College Green? Where did the car come from? Where does it go at the end when it is "smashed?" Will alcohol be involved? (We can't imagine smashing a car while sober).

Also, this shit starts at 11 a.m., which is way too early to be smashing cars.