TwitPenn Volume VII

Twitter may have done all sorts of weird stuff since we last posted (really, what is going on with the new layout?), but #upenn is still going strong. We've noticed an outpouring of hate towards our parties, some really obvious observations, and a lot of stuff we straight up don't get. Don't miss our new section, "Tweets That Speak For Themselves!"

We see you've met Beta.

"Gee mom and dad, I hope my roommate's nice, and I like my classes, and Cruella Deville doesn't go here!"

I’m from Florida. There is no Penn of Alachua County, only UF and some nasty speed traps.

Unless you're DJ Khaled, you're not too hood.

We know exactly who this is and we find it really, really amusing. Get it, ZBT.

Not really what we were going to guess.

#thatsnotevenremotelytrue

Who. Did. You. Massacre?

And, as promised, the Tweets That Speak For Themselves:

(Is this a real pizzeria?)