OPennBook Returns

In celebration of our foray into yet another form of social media, we thought we'd kick it old school with some weird stuff from Facebook. You remember Facebook, don't you? It's like Twitter, but with a Like button.

Sex in the middle of Spruce Street is like sex under the button, but with the added danger of maybe falling into the middle of the earth.

We fail to see what was disappointing about this, or how this  actually happened.

Why?

Ernest? Is that you?