People Who Went To Penn: Mark Cronin

Mark Cronin may be the most important man you've never heard of. Not only is he an alum of our esteemed university (and Mask and Wig), he single-handedly (Okay, fine, he worked with 51 Minds Entertainment) created every television program that will define our generation for years to come. The Surreal Life. Strange Love. Flavor of Love. Charm School. I Love New York. Rock of Love.

The list goes on and on and includes variants on Charm School and other shows whose titles include "love," "money," and "Ray J" (three keywords in our society). Not surprisingly, his company is worth more than $200 million, which is probably worth more than Flavor Flav's entire clock collection. Basically, Cronin is our hero. And if you don't agree with us, we'll pray that you come to your senses soon.