Today In The Daily Pennsylvanian: Teenage Hotties!
November 17, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Finally, The DP has figured out what its readers want: pictures of hot guys! Today's edition of the paper features freshman Nick Hissom, a real life teen model!
As it turns out, models are just like us! Nick thinks school is important and he even sometimes cancels Thursday meetings "if there's a cool downtown." He is also British! We're quivering!
Do you think Nick likes going on romantic dates?! Wondering what his astrological sign is?! So are we, so are we!
In which case, perhaps this would be the appropriate time to announce that in these difficult economic times, The Daily Pennsylvanian, 34th Street and UTB are folding into one, more profitable publication, a teen magazine. Recruitment info to follow shortly.