Italians: Finally Catching A Break

Hey, Penn members of the National Italian American Foundation - did you know about this? Apparently, if you prove your membership in the NIAF, you'll get a free soda with your slice (or something - we're currently looking into it) at Allegro, which is now offering ethnically conscious promotions. Let's all put the residual shame of Jersey Shore behind us and move forward into a shiny, new world, made fat by discounted snacks. To my Italian brethren, I say: Auguri! Buona sera! Gabagool! Hooray!