Locust Is Becoming Eyrie

Over the past week, there have been multiple sightings of this eagle outside both the Kap Sig chapter house and the McNeil building. We'd like to approach this mama-bird to stroke her silky feathers and see her cute lil' babies, but we're afraid we'll end up caught in her talons like the squirrel pictured above. In any case, Locust-walkers – beware!

Ed Update: Our Audobon-worthy readers have pointed out this is actually a red-tailed hawk. Juvenile, to be specific. #howthefuckwouldweknowthat