Student Eats At Taglio

[Disclaimer: This article was part of our "Joke Day" series... if you couldn't tell by the usage of Comic Sans.] It what might be the most shocking news of the day, a student was spotted eating at Taglio just a few moments ago. We were so surprised that we felt the need to alert our readers immediately. Because this person is the first to eat at the semi-intriguing eatery, they automatically became mayor on Foursquare. Now we are kicking ourselves for missing this golden opportunity.

This individual who wishes to remain anonymous to avoid Foursquare rivalry, said, "I actually enjoyed Taglio. They cut my pizza with scissors so it felt like an edible art project. I'll consider going back."