Abracadabr-Uhhhh...?

Not only does Penn have a performance magic group called Penn Illusionist, but they're having a "special ballooning workshop" tomorrow at 8 p.m. in Platt. This is too much to handle. Don't get us wrong, we take magic very seriously; it's just that we have a couple questions before we attend: Do we need to bring our own balloons? What if we're afraid of balloons popping? If I tried to blow up a balloon but couldn't do it, would you do it for me? Would you do it if I said I had a cold sore? Sorry for grilling you with all these questions, Penn Illusionist. But let's face it: magic ain't easy.