Commentary Presented With Commentary

Commenters, you are a rare bunch. This week saw you besting your previous and already impressive achievements in the field of online comment posting. Let's take a look at our two most winning contributors - we're nothing without you guys.

The return of our beloved Hillary Reinsberg gave us food for thought and reason to question the thinking behind...every retail space in Commons. Because things only continue to get more and more nonsensical in that bizarro concrete construction, we had to wonder why things continue to be the way they are up in there. One commenter, name'a smoothies could make commons happen, offered a solution to the culinary malaise that plagues the multipurpose dining hall:

"BRING BACK JAMBA JUICE!!!!!!! Undergraduate assembly pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaseeee bring Jamba Juice back."

The comments on last week's installment of Commentary Presented With Commentary got pretty introspective. We were alarmed by the depth of thought that our normally semi-sentient readers seemed to be giving the issue. Thank the sweet gentle baby Jesus that Xzibit was around to inject some meme-flavored levity into the comment judgment process:

"Yo dawg, I heard you like comments, so we commented on your comments so you can read comments while you read your comments."