Apocalypse (Almost) Now
February 18, 2011 at 2:21 pm
OMG, haven't you guys heard? According to this mystical caravan of prophecy trucks on Walnut Street, the world is like, totally peacing out on May 21st. Awesome!
Okay, so we get that the Bible guarantees it and all, but let's just take a closer look at what's going on here. What with the event's close proximity to graduation, as well as Spruce Street's recent resemblance to a Hellmouth, it seems like this particular apocalypse was really better predicted by an episode of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. But what do we know. More importantly, who's going to host an End of the World Party?