Because More Whartonites Need To Be Heard
February 17, 2011 at 9:17 am
So you don’t have the pleasure of spending the majority of your waking hours in Huntsman? Thanks to Heard in Huntsman, now you can safely immerse yourself in the world of the Whartonite from the comfort of your very own home.
With the deplorable and embarrassing words of our business-minded friends immortalized on the Internet for all eternity, take this opportunity to mock them before they mock us all from their Manhattan penthouses.
"DAAAYMMN, you are going buy side? Man, you are gonna be the fucking Rainmaker!!! I’m only sell side, I’ll have to, like, suck people’s cocks; you guys ARE the fucking cocks." Between this and kissing ass, we don’t quite understand the allure, but whatever. More after the jump!
"I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make connections." Do we sense the makings of the next great Penn reality TV star?
"Whartonite to College student: the time you get to junior year, you’ll realize all the time you wasted by not being a tool." Totally, bro.