STREET Presents: Mostly Books... And Other Things

We're baaaaaacckkkk!! But not in a creepy way — more like in a "Ha! we fooled you and printed not one, but TWO issues this week! So suck it." Yeah. That kind of way. But don't worry, we've got plenty in store for you in case you missed yesterday's drool–inducing Dining Guide.

This week's feature takes you down by South Street to Mostly Books. Mmmmm, dusty. Back to its old tricks, the Gutter is dripping with gossip from this past weekend's magical getaways. Our Egos of the Week are all vagina–ed out and can't wait to tell you what their vags have to say.

But have no fear if you're not into the hoo–has. There's more to enjoy in Film with a healthy debate about none other than media darling James Franco. The real question is, which side are you on? (BUT HE'S SO GAWGUSSS.) With all the traveling he does we should've shown him our inside look at Food & Drink's coffee special.

Arts takes us to the Philadelphia Museum of Art to check out some (pea)cocky fashion. It looks just fab, darling. If the cold still has you in a bitter rut, enjoy Lowbrow's healthy suggestions for braving the wintry winds (hint: date a polar bear).