Good morning, everyone. What you are currently seeing is the stretch of 38th Street between Spruce and Baltimore, where a water main break has turned the boulevard into a burbling brook. Lots of houses west of 38th are reporting a loss of water, so you can expect much of the off-campus dwelling contingent to be smelly and unwashed today. Also, try doing your laundry by beating it with rocks in this sparkling new stream!
Watch the geyser gurgle after the jump, and catch updates as they come here.