This Week In Crime
February 2, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Eff this! It has not been a great week/year/ever for crime in the city of brotherly love. Nevertheless, we can always count on the DP crime log to deliver some degree of absurdity. Ladies and gents, I bring you...the week of January 21st!
You know that strange little holding pen at the front of Fresh Grocer? Y'know, that little room with 1,500 TVs and a dude playing games on his cell phone. Apparently security in that glass room isn't as tight as it looks! On January 26th, "an unknown suspect was reported to have thrown hot coffee on a security guard at about 7:30 p.m. at Fresh Grocer." Holy hell! That's really messed up! What's wrong with people! For peace of mind, let's just all agree that said coffee-tossing suspect tripped over some slush and spilled a little aggressively.
Things get stolen after the jump. Follow if you dare.
On January 24, some jagweed stole from Computer Connection. I mean, guys, chill, it's cool, they accept bursar - no need to resort to extremes.
Also, it would appear that someone is roaming the neighborhood breaking car windows just for the hell of it. Until next week, goons!