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Welcome back for another week of fun-filled Penn events! We know it's Monday and you'd much rather be drinking alone in the dark in your dorm room (That's what the cool kids do, right?), but cheer up, kiddos! The weekend will be here soon enough! Now, let's see what to add to our calendars this week:

Ann Taylor Casting Call Who: DZine2Show, Wharton Retail Club When and where: Wednesday, 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Houston 218 WTF: It's hosted by DZine2Show, so you know it'd be a mistake not 2 go 2 this awesome fashion event. Those chosen 2 be part of Ann Taylor's Online Lookbook will go on 2 compete in "America's Next Top Soccer Mom." Joking. #butlikenotactuallyatall

Blues Control at the ICA Who: Institute of Contemporary Art When and where: Wednesday, 7:30–9 p.m.; ICA Why: Pros: See local band Blues Control for free! And buy cheap beer! And consume pierogi! Cons: We really want to do the "DIY Valentine project," but we don't have Valentines! Tear.

V-Downtown Who: The Tabard Society When and where: Wednesday, 10:30 p.m.–1:30 a.m.; Club 27 Why: Vaginas. Also, all proceeds go towards a rape crisis center and a women's safe house.

Hawaiian Luau Who: Hawaii Club When and where: Saturday, 6 p.m.; Bodek Lounge (Houston) WTF: If you want to pay $12 (Okay, $10 if you're in a group of eight or more) to hula dance and eat Hawaiian food, then go for it– but I think we'll settle with some coconut water, a few cocktail umbrellas and a pineapple.