Would Anyone Care To Be A Dairy Assistant?

Still feeling the OCR crunch while your friends are cashing signing bonuses? PennLink has a special offer for your desperate soul.  With good hygiene and an understanding of "sanitation (as it relates to animals)," you too can milk cows, sheep, and goats. Hey-- when you think about it, dairy assistants aren't that different than Wall Street. Milking poor, defenseless things for all they're worth should be right up many a jobseeker's alley.