Emails, Do Less Edition

We're usually not ones to call out specific people, but seriously, Theos, stop using the internet. Half of Penn, as well as some angry alums, were cordially invited to a gathering on Saturday. One such alum responded to all with a snarky request to learn how to use BCC. Was she just pissed the VIP list was apparently not so VIP? Find out after the jump!

On 3/26/11, <underthebuttondown@gmail.com> [ed note: WHAT is your email address??] wrote: Sorry for the late notice, but Theos will be having its annual Heaven and Hell party tonight beginning at 11.  Join us in your best angel or devil attire at 4033 Spruce Street as we get low in hell and high in heaven. Whether you're naughty or nice, we hope we'll get to find out later tonight.

T

Dear Jason, I regret to inform you that the majority of people on this list no longer go to Penn. As much as we would like to, it's arguably worse that you continue to email us (nostalgia/jonesing). Have fun at your party, and please delete this list. Ps- give my brotherr a big wet one from me.