Penn Madness Has Ended! The Winner Is...
March 29, 2011 at 10:30 am
It's been a long, harrowing journey. Sixteen competitors, thirteen battles and one winner. From the beginning, our bet was on Amy Gutmann, but after seeing the meteoric rise of the Late Night, we were left with doubts.
Well, to the victor go the spoils. But who won, anyway? The answer may surprise you– it certainly had us in a tizzy! Check it out after the jump!
That's right, the half-hundred dry morsels of breaded "chicken" have won Penn Madness! Some of you may be wondering why and how they won. It's simple: No matter how many chicken McNuggets you can shove down your throat, you always lose. Always. So, yeah– congratulations, McNuggets! Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame while you can and don't forget all the little people who got you where you are today!