Wait, Maybe Our Grad Speaker Is Denzel

Um, so, now we're kind of hearing that our grad speaker might be Denzel Washington? Sources close to the selection process say it's NOT Bill Clinton, and people peripherally involved in graduation seem to believe it's actually proud Penn parent Denzel.

Basically, we're dying to know! Last year they let this info out in February, so we've been on the edges of our seats for a month now. Please share information!

Update: It IS Denzel!