Because Making A Fake Secret Society Is Cool

'Tis the season for senior society taps, but some people are taking advantage of Penn kids' thirst for glory and fame. If you recently recieved a "tap" email from the Sodalitas Society (really, liters of soda?) we're here to let you know that, unfortunately, it's a joke. Stemming from some mischievous SDT/ZBT conglomorate, the fake tap emails included a Google form that collected, among other things, applicants' most embarrassing stories. So, moral of the story, if you end up blackmailed in a few years, thank the irresistible intrigue of secrecy.

Read the fake chance at prestige after the jump. And side note: be sure to check back here tomorrow for the list of real senior society intiates, as per our annual tradition.

Congratulations!

You've been "tapped" for The Sodalitas Society, one of Penn's most illustrious and time-honored secret societies. While this does not guarantee you will be inducted into Sodalitas, it can be seen as a great honor that one of the current members recognized your achievements on campus and your profound potential.

Please fill out the attached application and submit it by 10pm TOMORROW NIGHT. We may contact you regarding our first rush event.

Although it should go without mentioning, it is imperative your invitation to rush our society be kept secret, as our membership is anonymous. Any discussion of Sodalitas outside of a rush event will not be tolerated.

Cheers! The Sodalitas Society

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