STREET Presents Shoutouts Among Other Things

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. It's that time of the year again. The glorious time when Penn students snicker at passersby and point at those shouted out. So count the penis jokes, the peeing puns and the creepy professor come–ons. It's SHOUTOUT time. Looking for just the Shoutouts? You'll have to wait until later to read them online, or just pick up the magazine instead.

For those of you who care about things other than shitting on people (anybody?) we've got a few other enticing options for you.

See a few ways to avoid the same of a shoutout, a delicious recipe for a highball (a Franklin favorite) and a delicious guilty pleasure of St. Elmo's Fire (Rob Lowe, you are smokin').

Our centerspread features the OCD, a Philly–born high school rap duo. Their names are Moosh and Twist. You can't make this up.

Music checks in with some favorite professors to get their take on the likes of Rihanna and Kanye. Looking for a place to clear your mind? Arts has you covered with the most relaxing spots on campus.