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whitewhartonsushi

WhartonBitch is the new SushiWithMyGirls is the new WhiteGirlProblems, because stereotype Twitters (is that what this trend is called?) are so in right now.

If you squint really hard, it seems exactly like any "Upper Class White Young Woman" account, which is exactly what we're craving all the time. +1 for lots of banking puns.

And don't miss her slightly-lamer counterpart, WhartonDouche!

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