Um, Hello, What? Marathon Closed!

Wait, no, seriously. What? The DP reports that Marathon and its awkward tumor MarBar closed up shop Monday. Tragic! But don't worry, there's five other locations in Philly, as if we would schlep downtown to one. We're not paying that much for the banana chocolate chip pancakes, we're paying for the prime walk of shame viewing spot.

Sweetgreen, now's a great time to invest in some outdoor seating. Sorostitutes aren't going to want froyo any less. RIP Marathon: 2004-2011.