We See What You're Doing There, Huntsy

Southern New Hampshire University got our sloppy seconds as Penn's second only remaining presidential hopeful delivered a Commencement address there yesterday.

Many in the media would have you believe that Jon Huntsman Jr., like Obama in 2007, was visiting the seemingly-random school due to its location in the home of the nation's first primary. However, we know better: clearly, he just got confused and thought he was coming back to his alma mater. Why? SMHU's mascot is-- get this-- the Penmen. Classic mistake.