Free Wieners For Everybody

With National Kissing Day long gone and National Walk of Shame Day not for another week, there's a hole in our hearts where another patriotically offbeat reason to do something ridiculous should be. Enter--National Hot Dog Day.

Scheduled for Saturday, July 23rd, you can pick up your free 'dog from 1-6 p.m. at 139 North Third Street (just outside of Silicon). We know what you're thinking: this is just another excuse to eat something long and meaty in public. But wait, it's like so totally not. In order to get your free wiener, you have to bring an item of clothing or miscellaneous good for children aged from infants through preteens. Yay, philanthropy!