Lost And Found: Creepy Warehouse Edition
July 20, 2011 at 9:51 am
Remember those seven crackberries you accidentally threw on the ground puked on lost over the course of Fling? How about that camera you swore was in your purse but somehow got abducted by an invisible force of nature (definitely not your fault)? Though you've long since progressed through the five stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression and begging your parents for a new one), a nearby warehouse may still be holding your lost items hostage.
The warehouse, recently uncovered by "Philadelphia Detectives," stored approximately 1,000 items, including phones, iPods, cameras, "gold crucifixes" and even game consoles. All of the items were reportedly stolen, and local police say the owner of the warehouse paid to harbor these pilfered goods (for fun? to sell? we're not really sure).
If you're convinced the Robin Hood of West Philly has your shit, there are pictures online of some of the recovered items--including photos taken on the stolen cameras. We'll leave it up to you to decide whether or not you actually want that back.