Missed Connection: Penn Fratstars?

During our daily ritual mindless trolling of Craigslist, we stumbled upon something that smelled strikingly familiar; a hint of stale beer, pot and an overwhelming sense of regret. There was something we couldn't quite put our finger on about the "$710 Bro Pad" near the Art Museum looking for roommates. Then it hit us: clearly these were Penn kids.

Two dudes with "real jobs" who rage on the weekends are seeking someone who enjoys, among other things, "fratting hard," "fiscal conservatism" and "killing it at life." Even if these bowtie-clad bros aren't St. A's Penn alum, they certainly could be, which is why this is so awesome and also terrible.

If you think you can make it through their mandatory roommate tryouts, check out the full posting after the jump.

Two guys in our mid 20's looking for a third roommate. We both have real jobs and usually lay low during the week with the occasional happy hour. During the weekends, we rage. We just found nice apartment in-between Fairmont and Spring Garden.

What we are looking for: Bowties Fratting Hard German Cars More Bowties Hot chicks Fiscal Conservatism Killing it at life

What we are not looking for: Someone in a shitty band Liberal Arts Majors Poetry PETA or Greenpeace

If this sounds like you, let us know. We will grab a few drinks and see if you can keep up. Tryouts are mandatory.