Neighbors Seeking Ninjas

So what if this Craigslist posting is a little further West than Penn's campus; we couldn't let it slip through our fingers without giving it the attention it deserved. If you know how to "throw down," are ready to "protect the awesome community" and also want a 50% discount on your rent, you just might have the chance to be Philadelphia's newest resident on S. 46th Street.

Though calling this post "out there" is putting it gently, at least searching for a roommate via Craigslist is a fruitful use of the site (looking at you, Missed Connections). And to the Ninja-seekers, if you get any bites: pictures, please.