Sansom West: The Real Condom Kingdom

A traumatized tipster sent us this photo of a tragically deflated balloon animal. Just kidding, it's a used condom. One of many that have been sprinkling the Chestnut Street sidewalk along Sansom West all summer. It seems somebody's been making the sidewalk his personal walk of fame (shame?) by tossing his tied-up goodies out the window. On one hand, dude, COME ON. On the other hand, maybe the "perfect little misanthropic island of alienation and depression" that is Sansom West will finally earn some street cred! No, people will probably just like it even less now.

If the perp is reading this, fess up! We'll make it worth your while. Or just throw lots and lots of condoms at you à la that one scene in Carrie.