How Not To Get A Job At An I-Bank

Hey, graduating seniors! (Sorry, we used the "g-word.") Looking for a job in investment banking? Really? That sucks. But if you're curious as to how to get a lucrative spot among the ranks of Goldman and Blackstone, we'd suggest not doing what one enterprising senior did and email out a lil' blurb about how much you want to get a job directly to dozens of investment banks. No, really, this is an awful idea. See the pic after the jump to get the full effect of this e-mail.

Yikes. But best of luck!