Requiem For a Pronto

We all recall, that fateful day When FroGro rose in stock. "We've found a means, for all who come-- to buy wine as they shop!"

The students flocked, they huffed and puffed For Pinot, Riesling, Chardonnay. But now, we tell the sorry tale Dear Pronto no longer can stay.

The convenience disrupted, our heart strings yanked, No machine rivals near it. Looks like we'll once more make the trek To Market Street Wines & Spirits.

Wine kiosks across the state of Pennsylvania will be shut down as a result of "monetary disputes." Read the full Daily Pennsylvanian article here.