American Apparel's Intersection Of All Things Penn
October 13, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Halloween is only 18 days away, so if you haven't planned out all twelve costumes yet you're pretty much the biggest loser on campus. Luckily, American Apparel is here to save your sorry ass with the most Penn costume anyone can think of: Ben Franklin.
It's got everything we're all about. Trendy while secretly being mainstream? Check. Pseudo-intellectual? Check. Thinking you're better than everyone (wearing a traditionally slutty costume)? Check. Historical figure, notorious womanizer and subject of cult-like adoration who happened to found our university? Nailed it.
This closet-turned-costume collection can be yours for the low, low price of $168 (half the costume, like the wig, specs and shoes not included).