Another Alum Making Us Proud By Screwing Up Money Stuff

If you thought Raj Rajaratnam was fun, you're in for a real treat with this guy. Meet Tyrone L. Gilliams, sketcher extraordinare. He's been arrested for wire fraud and probably running a Ponzi scheme because one of his clients thought that maybe trips to Miami and Saks receipts were a little suspicious. We can't say no one saw it coming: the dude, says Dealbreaker, is "an aspiring reality TV star who hired a team of videographers to follow him around. He's also a hip hop promoter-cum internet pastor-cum "philanthropist." But best of all, he graduated from Penn in 1990 as a basketball star.

If his company's website wasn't sketchy enough for you, here's some pictures from his birthday party with DJ Khaled. Alums: always putting Penn on the map.