Mysterious Biden Souvenirs Found In Houston Hall
October 19, 2011 at 5:33 pm
A stack of nametags was casually chilling in the middle of Houston Hall from yesterday's Biden event, including that of the big man himself. What at first glance seems like sloppy housekeeping could very well be something more; someone, maybe Biden himself, left an intriguing note inside the VP placard. The small piece of paper simply read, "We should depart."
Was the veep in a hurry? If so, why? Was the unnecessarily stilted language indicative of a serious situation— or better yet, a code for something else? Are some National Treasure shenanigans going down right now? Is the Secret Service going to ambush us for posting this?