Saxbys Gets Sex(b)y

Hey, look! We found a Craigslist Missed Connection that isn't bat-shit psycho and might actually be about you! Or you! Or...yue! (sorry boys, but not you):

This poetic homage to what could have been was posted in the m4w section on 10/2, so if you were getting yourself a little hangover pick-me-up and caught the eye of some 27-year-old dude (grad student? construction worker? OMG, the possibilities), maybe you should send this poor guy an email. He thinks your eyes are beautiful and wants to have sex with you buy you coffee.