So you're sitting in Van Pelt, trying to sound smart on your Blackboard blog post for your writing seminar, and some idiot across the room is snoring...loudly. What do you do? Do you glare angrily? Do you send out an angry tweet? ("@xox_princess2015: some1 is snoring in vp right nao, lol >.< #notwining") Do you hiss as you walk by? Nope, you ask a security guard to wake him up! Duh.