FroGro Has Questionable Vegetables

Celery, mushrooms, carrots and onions. All worthy vegetables, but, like, snore. Good thing the culinary innovators at FroGro have mastered the magic of merchandising; why not spice up these lackluster veggies with the endless fun of a marshmallow? And, now that Congress has been so generous with the 'vegetable' label, this is very, very healthy.

Marshmallow-vegetable kabob? Smoothie? Fondue? What's beautiful is that there are no rules here. Cook them any way you'd like and serve them to the ones you love this holiday season.

In FroGro's defense, this is possibly an allusion to the Thanksgiving classic, “candied yams.” Might we suggest a more clear way of getting that idea across? Like putting the marshmallows next to the yams.