People Being Sued By People Who Went To Penn: Herman Cain

Last year we wrote about Gloria Allred, hotshot celebrity attorney who went to Penn. Well, she's back in the news because she's involved in a sexual harassment lawsuit against GOP front-runner Herman Cain.

While our friends across the state are dealing with their own scandal, Allred's stirring things up in Penn's waters. Her client claims that Cain "suddenly reached over and he put his hand on my leg under my skirt." Cain's response is that "the Democrat machine in America has brought forth a troubled woman to make false accusations," and his withdrawal from the presidential race "ain't gonna happen."

While all of this legal stuff sorts itself out, we're left to speculate about the real reason for Allred's suit against Cain: she's clearing the way for Penn's finest to make it to the top.