Kid Named Zach Seeks Formal Date Via DP
December 7, 2011 at 11:54 am
You know what they say about desperate times. Yesterday's DP classified section featured this gem from a student who is open-minded, spontaneous and must really want to get his dance on (We're on your side, Zach!):
"DATE TO SEMI-formal. Must enjoy Pittsburgh sports. Heck, I'll take a Patriots fan at this point. I'm desperate. Contact Zach"We're interested to hear about the responses received because sometimes, Pittsburgh folk can get a lil cray. Best of luck, Zach, and if this doesn't work out for you, rest assured there are always other options.
Update: We'd like to point out that the author of this classified was not Zach himself but a friend. Mean prank or caring gesture? Discuss in the comments.